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Holy Pet Costume™

Holy Pet Costume™

  Rated 4.8/5 by 500+ customers 

🔔 Made for everyday use

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Regular price $34.95
Regular price $34.95 Sale price $49.90
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How do I track my order?

Once your order ships, you'll receive an email with a tracking link so you can follow it all the way to your door.

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If you're not 100% satisfied within the first 30 days, just send it back to us and we'll give you a full refund.

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We process orders within 24-72 hours and deliver them within 8-12 days depending on your location, with tracked shipment included for your convenience.


 SIZE

NECK GIRTH

PET WEIGHT

TYPICAL PET

XS

26 cm · 10.2 in

Under 4.4 lb

Kittens, teacup breeds

S

28 cm · 11 in

4.4–6.6 lb

Small cats, Chihuahua

M

36 cm · 14.2 in

7.7–9.9 lb

Most adult cats, Yorkie

L

38 cm · 15 in

11–14.3 lb

Large cats, Pug

XL

40 cm · 15.7 in

15.4–22 lb

French Bulldog, Beagle




Why it lands

Dignity optional. Comfort is not.

The joke only works if your pet tolerates it long enough to be photographed. Everything here is built around that thirty seconds.

Holy Pet Costume
  • Three characters

    Nun, Pope and Priest, each cut differently. Pick by the photo you want.

  • Five sizes

    XS through XL, fitted to a measured neck girth rather than a guess at breed.

  • Breathable through the back

    The back stays open, so body heat escapes instead of building up under fabric.

  • Comes off in one pull

    Nothing closes around the throat. When they have had enough, they can leave.

What you are actually buying

Four things worth knowing before you pick a character.

The reveal

The reveal

Putting it on is the shot. Most owners have what they wanted inside the first minute.

Three characters, one joke

Three characters, one joke

Nun, Pope and Priest. Order two and the second can be a different character entirely.

Sized off the neck

Sized off the neck

Every size is a measured neck girth, so you are not guessing from a breed name.

Off as fast as on

Off as fast as on

Nothing fastens at the throat, so the whole thing comes away in one movement.

  WISTFUL PAWS
GENERIC COSTUME
How it is sized Neck girth in cm and inches, per character One size, best of luck
At the throat Open back, nothing fastens tight Zip or velcro at the neck
Characters offered Nun, Pope and Priest Usually one
Weight guidance Published for every size Not stated
Returns 30 days Varies
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Holy Pet Costume™

Regular price $34.95
Regular price $34.95 Sale price $49.90